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“Fuck me! This is a good one… ”
"Hope you are having a fun, relaxing or productive day. I know I am…"
“: you have an awesome life.” Thank God
Despite the Royal Family pushing for an injunction to ensure my breasts are never seen in public, here they are…
Would love some serious feedback on this guys. It’s the only way I’ll really improve..
“Headline Competition. Describe this picture in 4 words. I’ll start. ‘Fat Penis grows face’”
"Latest bath pic. He has just heard the door bell. But what’s weird is, he hasn’t got a door bell…."
"I doubt there is another human being in the world who can fully comprehend how utterly euphoric & proud I am with this"